Thought of the day (The Guidance)...

 

1.    Having a sharp tongue can cut your own troat.

 

2.    If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

 

3.    The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.

 

4.    Of all the things you wear, your expression in the most important.

 

5.    The best vitamin for making friends....B1.

 

6.    The ten commandements are not a mutiple choice.

 

7.    The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thought.

 

8.    Minds are like parachutes.. .they fucntion only when open.

 

9.    Ideas won't work unless YOU do.

 

10.    One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

 

11.    One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.

 

12.    The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

 

13.    Don't learn safety rules by accident.

 

14.    We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves.

 

15.    Jumping to conclusions can be bad exercise.

 

16.    A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out.

 

17.    One thing you can give and still keep...is your word.

 

18    A friend walks in when everyone else walks out.

 

 

AND FINALLY....

 

19.    The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime!!

 

        enjoy this embarassing humor pictures too...

 

                                         sembrono ya..............

                                            

                                           she feel like doing something by it self...he he he

                                          she want to show her new CD.....

                              she was drunk and thought she was a baby.....he he he

Beauty Tips for women's...

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.

For poise, walk with the knowledge that you'll never walk alone.

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed. Never throw out anybody.

Remember, if you need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself. The other for helping others.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart. The place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.

It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows.

And the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows.

How To Date An ARIES FEMALE March 21-April 20
> > If you are dating an Aries female, take her out to
> > the shooting range. Bring an extra gun for her to
> > shoot with you. (She is capable of shooting at you,
> > if you rile her
> > anger.) Wear tight jeans, a red shirt and look
> > manly. Pick her up on your Harley Davidson , but
> > remind her you have a private race car collection.
> > Be Macho! Do not talk about old girlfriends! Aries
> > females must be the only one. Cooking isn't her
> > goal in life, but adventure will get her attention!
> > Don't be a pushover, she'll lose interest, and look
> > for another challenge. Tell her she is really cool,
> > and the most fun and exciting woman you were ever
> > with. (This will probably not be a lie.) She values
> > honesty, don't fabricate! Be careful though, if
> > this Aries female really likes you,she'll chase you
> > until she can propose to you. Aries females means
> > business and are not recommended for timid men!
> >
> > How To Date An ARIES MALE March 21-April 20
> >
> > If you are dating an Aries male, allow him to
> > decide where to go and what to do. Let him know
> > that you have never dated a man with such
> > confidence and brains. You can be the dumb blonde
> > with this guy, he'll save you. If you are out with
> > him and you flirt with someone else, be prepared to
> > call a cab to get home. Aries males do like skin
> > and cleavage, Therefore, you could win him back. It
> > will not work a second time. He can argue with you,
> > and when you think you have won, he will still do
> > it his way. He wants to chase you, so let him do
> > the calling and guesswork. Don't tell him you love
> > him, until he proposes. To catch this hot-blooded
> > Aries man, give the Ram his head and follow his
> > lead. Everyday is an adventure to an Aries
> > male, marriage is also Rest up!
> >
> >
> > How to Date A TAURUS FEMALE April 21-May 21
> >
> > If you are dating a Taurus female, take her to an
> > expensive steak house, rub on your soft musk, wear
> > your corporate suit, and arrive in your four-door
> > sedan. If it
> > is paid for, you may drop that subtlety in your
> > conversation during dinner. Taurus females prefer
> > tender hugs and quiet candle- light dinners at
> > home, prepared by
> > you. She'll return the love by cooking for you at
> > her home. When mentioning the house you would like
> > to build, make sure you tell her about the large
> > wooded lot with room for kids and dogs. If you are
> > serious about her, let her know that itwouldn't be
> > complete without a woman's touch. She will
> > interpret your comment and hint about a cute little
> > 20 carat diamond she spotted at the mall. Taurus
> > females are warm and loving! (Unless you make her
> > mad or jealous. Don't tell her you spent your rent
> > money to buy drugs.) Taurus Females are security
> > minded, and will stick by you!

> > How to Date A TAURUS MALE April 21-May 21
> > If you are dating an taurean male, consider yourself
> > lucky to even get the first date.
> > If you are dating a Taurus male, be prepared to
> > watch lots of movies at his home. His dog will
> > eventually accept the two of you being together. A
> > real treat will be when he takes you out to dinner
> > to a four star restaurant. Taurus males will think
> > you look great in forest green, however, they like
> > nudity above all. Taurus males have the cuddly teddy
> > bear approach to love. He will certainly have his
> > arm around you, during the movies. If you want to
> > win his heart, get him a cold beer without him
> > asking you. He will of course, apologize for his
> > messy home. He would know he
> > had your love, if you surprised him by cleaning it
> > up, and making the chili when he entertains his
> > friends for Monday night football. He likes to take
> > his own sweet time,
> > so don't push him. He is the best all the sun signs.
> > He is the most romantic and sexy of all the sun
> > signs.and Visualize Mr. Taurus, watching television
> > from his recliner, dog at his feet, a child under
> > each arm, complete with TV guide and beer can
> > pyramid.
> >
> > How To Date A GEMINI FEMALE May 22-June 21
> >
> > If you are dating a Gemini female, arrive on your
> > mountainbike built for two. Ask her if she would
> > like to ride over to the bar, and shoot a game of
> > pool, because a lot of your buddies hang out there
> > and they are fun! If that doesn't work, then
> > suggest skating, a coffee house, or hanging out at
> > the bookstore. Wear casual clothes
> > and be prepared to talk a lot. Talk about the
> > fascinating people you know, the intellectual types
> > preferably. Tell her about the book you are going
> > to write. Have some original thoughts and be
> > inventive. Creativity ranks high on your Gemini
> > females list. You'll never know what she is
> > thinking. She is full of surprises. You can take her
> > to the neighborhood dive bar, or to the governor's
> > Ball. She won't embarrass you. You can find out what
> > she really thinks of you by locating her journal,
> > where all her secrets are kept. Gemini females are
> > not tidy, so it should be lying around in plain
> > sight. There's lots of time before an engagement
> > ring is necessary. Gemini females have to fall in
> > love with your brain first!
> >
> > How To Date A GEMINI MALE May 22-June 21
> >
> > If you are dating a Gemini male, you can expect
> > him to stand you up on your first date, but if you
> > are lucky, he will call, say he is running late,
> > and that the plans
> > for the date have changed. Bring an overnight bag,
> > he can get carried away and forget that you need to
> > go home. He will have the cutest twinkling eyes,
> > and you will forgive him. He will slightly ignore
> > you in public, as he always knows everyone,
> > wherever he takes you, and speaks to each one.
> > Somehow, you can't picture him in
> > a tuxedo, going down the aisle. Gemini males won't
> > call you everyday. Gemini men are witty, fun, and
> > can play, play, and play! These men thrive in
> > occupations where they can meet the public, and
> > talk. Gemini males are great as disc jockeys. If
> > you want to catch this guy, don't lean on him,
> > don't get pregnant, or talk marriage. Be a
> > challenge, do your own thing and let your Gemini
> > male chase you. It's ok to date others.
> >
> > How To Date A CANCER FEMALE June 22-July 22
> >
> > If you are dating a Cancer female, dine out for
> > pizza, and afterwards take her to Baskin Robbins.
> > Be sure to call her mother and check on the kids.
> > She'll think you are really a nice guy. Dress
> > casual, and drive a suburban, or mini-van. It's ok,
> > if you got the kids from your last divorce, that
> > won't stop her from dating you. Offer to
> > barbecue at her house and compliment her
> > cooking.(That way you get to come back for more.)
> > Bring the family with you, Cancer females can take
> > it. Cancer females are very sensitive about
> > everything near and dear to them. Never say bad
> > things about her family members-ever! They do
> > possess humor. Pay attention to all her handmade
> > quilts and home crafts. Cancer women are great
> > homemakers. Let her
> > know you like women with a little meat on their
> > bones. (They taste everything they cook...yummy! )
> > If you are not marriage minded, don't play games
> > with Cancer women.
> >
> > How To Date A CANCER MALE June 22-July 22
> >
> > If you are dating a Cancer male, be prepared to go
> > to swap meets, and garage sales. Of course, he will
> > take you out to eat, at least on your first date.
> > He is pretty
> > thrifty, so be sure you have a little stash of tip
> > money in your purse. Of course, if you want to pay
> > for your own, that would be fine. Just be yourself
> > around him. Looks aren't that important to Cancer
> > males, but do know some fabulous recipes! Talk
> > about your love of children. Display an interest in
> > his hobbies. Don't go into his garage, it will take
> > the rest of the century to go through all of his
> > bargains and collectables. Your Cancer man will be
> > dating just you, and possibly his ex-wife. He is
> > extremely stable, and loves to eat. If you think
> > you need to diet, he won't. He loves chesty women!
> > You will receive flowers from him, out of his
> > garden, naturally. He will remember all the
> > holidays and treat you well. Tell him all your funny
> > stories, he likes to laugh. It's ok, to say you are
> > pro marriage and to openly discuss it. He's there
> > for you. He knows how to treat women, after all,
> > his best friend is his mother. When you marry a
> > Cancer man, you get them both!
> >
> > How to Date a LEO FEMALE July 23-August 22
> >
> > If you are dating a Leo female, take her to the
> > movies, a concert, a broadway show, a plush
> > restaurant. Getting the picture? She wants to be
> > seen out with you. If men notice her, she will love
> > that. If you don't act a little jealous, she will
> > try harder to make you so. She thinks jealousy is a
> > compliment. Bring her flowers, wear your gold
> > chains, and wear something that shows off those
> > muscles you worked so hard to get. That will excite
> > her. Don't forget to splash on your Giorgio
> > cologne. Tell her how much you love redheads, and
> > ask her if all that gorgeous hair is hers?
> > (If she isn't a redhead, then switch to blondes,
> > or dark hair, but don't forget this.) Compliment
> > her constantly, and drive something sporty to show
> > her off. A convertible would be nice. Leo gals will
> > get you noticed! When she disappears on your dates,
> > she is merely primping in the ladies room. Be
> > willing to fight for your Leo female, but don't
> > take any crap from her. She can start fights over
> > nothing.Be prepared. You had better love her cats
> > too! She doesn't care if you are well read or
> > educated, but do be suave, polished and act like
> > you know what you are
> > doing. She will marry you, but be prepared to take
> > care of her sexually, financially, and
> > emotionally. Leo females are a handful, and
> > remember, she can always get another man, so treat
> > her right.
> >
> > How to Date a LEO MALE July 23-August 22
> >
> > If you are dating a Leo male, he will take you to
> > the best places for dinner, shows, etc. He will
> > lavish money on you, even if he does not have it to
> > spend. You can expect him to put the studley moves
> > on you ASAP, not to worry. Usually it is a game, to
> > see if you are really interested. He will impress
> > you with his peacock strut, and the way he puffs
> > out his chest. If he can convince you that he is a
> > great guy, then he will be, otherwise, you will be
> > pounced on by his cat like nature. His favorite
> > past-time is being waited on, breakfast in bed,
> > candlelight, movies,concerts, roses and your basic
> > everyday adoration. He is capable of a variety of
> > occupations, but he likes to be the boss the most.
> > This includes home. Leo men can have temper
> > tantrums, if things don't go their way. It's ok, if
> > you want to toss a few things back his way, when he
> > starts to roar. Stand up to him. Be able to turn his
> > roar into a purr. Always look good around him.
> > Don't admit you color your hair. Do sleep with your
> > makeup on, and dress sexy and feminine. He won't
> > marry you otherwise. Leo males love the chase, so
> > let him! (Leo males will already have told you
> > about all of his other women.)
> >
> > How To Date A VIRGO FEMALE August 23-September 23
> >
> > If you are dating a Virgo female, be on time when
> > you arrive in your Mercedes to take her out for
> > health food. Borrow the car if you have to. Do not
> > pick her up in your unwashed car, with the baby car
> > carrier. She isn't interested in ready made
> > families. Wear the latest in fashion, and above
> > all, have a manicure. Virgo females
> > notice everything! Have a degree, be a
> > professional, know everyone who is anyone. Exude
> > confidence. Stay away from the bar where you were
> > 86'd! Do not have other girlfriends. Virgo females
> > are shy and sometimes aloof. That does
> > not mean they don't like you. It takes several
> > dates for them to decide if they want you. They are
> > neat freaks, and don't want to pick up after you.
> > Be toilet trained! If you tell her you are going to
> > do something at 6 pm, then do it. Virgo females can
> > drop you for little things like that. Don't quit
> > trying, if you care about her. They only love a
> > handful of men, and you won't have any competition.
> > Just
> > be real! Quality is important to female Virgos.
> > Virgo females are usually career minded, but they
> > will marry.
> >
> > How To Date A VIRGO MALE August 23-September 23
> >
> > If you are dating a Virgo male, go slowly. They
> > hate to make mistakes. He will take you out to nice
> > clean respectable establishments, and go to the
> > movies with you.
> > He does not go out dancing or rabble rousing with
> > the guys. He is a solitary person, whose social
> > group is small. Virgo males are inclined to
> > computers, and the geeky stuff. However, he could
> > balance your checkbook for you. Do not
> > dress like a slut Be chic! Have no children from
> > previous marriages. Don't be too talkative. He
> > shies away from party animals. He wants to date
> > someone with a purpose in life. Be interesting, and
> > invite him to your workplace. He can
> > visualize his name hyphenated after yours on the
> > nameplate on your desk. Virgo men can be
> > workaholics, that way they can avoid nooners. Virgo
> > males are not usually sexually promiscuous. Sex
> > won't happen until you push for it, but be
> > sure to have your STD test results handy. He will
> > marry you in time, lots of time, be patient. Your
> > Virgo male won't divorce you, once in love, it's
> > for keeps!
> >
> > How to Date A LIBRA FEMALE September 24-October 23
> >
> > If you are dating a Libra female, take her to a
> > wine tasting, the theatre, your Cousin's wedding,
> > anyplace sociable. She likes elegance and beauty.
> > Dress in your
> > Sunday best. Bring her flowers, cards and special
> > little feminine gifts. She'll be thoughtful too.
> > Although Libra women are the ultimate in fashion
> > and femininity, they are big flirts. However,
> > underneath it all, they really want to be married
> > to one darling man, who will romance them
> > eternally. Flirt back with her, she loves little
> > games. You can fall in love anytime you want to
> > with her. Your car isn't as important, as how you
> > treat her. Gently please, no conflict! Your Libra
> > female probably won't have children, but she will
> > have her fluffy lap dog, everywhere you go. She
> > isn't the type to cheat on you, unless you forget
> > about romance. Your occupation isn't that
> > important. Be sure to earn enough money to support
> > her
> > frequent shopping trips to the mall. She loves to
> > decorate, so step back at home. You can do the
> > outside domestic duties. You get to wash the car
> > and mow the lawn. When you propose to her, present
> > her with your poetic love vows, and promise to hire
> > a maid for her. Libra females love to be married!
> >
> > How To Date A LIBRA MALE September 24-October 23
> >
> > If you are dating a Libra male, your first date
> > will be in a romantic restaurant, highlighted with
> > a wonderful wine list. During dinner just smile and
> > be sweet. Libra men don't like vulgarity in any
> > form. Dress tastefully, and do use your flower
> > scented perfume. He loves women who dress up, wear
> > jewelry, use makeup, and are happy being feminine.
> > He is fascinated with fantasy, including sexual
> > fantasy. Don't discuss your recent love life, or
> > ex-husbands. He could care less about your
> > children, or desire to have them. Don't be
> > argumentative. Libra males hate conflict.
> > You can discuss your latest painting, the last
> > book you read, or what your plans are for interior
> > decorating. Libra males love cozy fires, and
> > sensuous females near it.
> > Fore play is a big high for Libra males. He is not
> > a wimp, by any means, although, he loves to please!
> > Yes, he would be your sex slave, provided you tease
> > him a lot. At work, he is a fair boss, but at home
> > he loves to be used! Libra males will stay in a bad
> > marriage. Flirting gets them into trouble. Marriage
> > is part of his ultimate plan, just make certain he
> > is single, when you decide to date your Libra male.
> >
> > How To Date A SCORPIO FEMALE October 24-November
> > 22
> >
> > If you are dating a Scorpio female, be careful!
> > Show up wearing black clothes that fit you well.
> > Arrive in your black car with the dark tinted
> > windows. She likes the dark
> > places, so take her to the bars,a casino would be
> > fab! Don't tell her about the drugs you are on, she
> > won't tell you about hers either. There needs to be
> > caution exercised
> > here, because Scorpios are one of two extremes.
> > One the saint, the other the sinner. The first type
> > of Scorpio is very religious, and does not smoke,
> > drink, or do drugs. If
> > you are on a blind date, you will know which
> > version you are dating. Neither type is hung up on
> > what you wear, but more how you wear it. Have sex
> > appeal. Be interested in occult matters, be deep.
> > She won't offer you much information about herself,
> > you will have to guess. Scorpio females will pry
> > your whole life story out of you. To keep her
> > interested, be hard to get. You won't know if you
> > are pleasing her, or where you stand. A fatal
> > mistake is to anger a Scorpio female. Scorpio women
> > will get you! She has a passionate nature and can
> > have more than one love interest. They are not
> > usually domestic, nor want to be involved with
> > parenthood. She will put all of her intense energy
> > into either partying or getting to the top.
> > Female Scorpios are all or nothing, even when it
> > comes to marriage.
> >
> > How To Date A SCORPIO MALE October 24-November 22
> >
> > If you are dating a Scorpio male, make sure you
> > love secrets! He loves for you to be sexy, and
> > downright sleazy works for him too. He can make
> > love to you, and not be in love with you. His
> > passion can fool women, don't mistake it for love.
> > Oftentimes, they are most in love when they can't
> > possess or own you. Jealousy is a big issue with
> > him. He stays jealous. He does not care what you do
> > for an occupation,nor your financial status. Scorpio
> > males want to control you to conform to their ideas
> > of living. So, if you aren't strong in your own
> > identity, then you will lose him. Scorpio males
> > like the challenge of ownership. They love you most
> > when they can't have complete control over you.
> > Only the fearless need apply here. One type of
> > Scorpio will marry you and stay put and dominate
> > the household.
> > Whereas, the other type will just disappear on you
> > without warning or reason. Be true to yourself with
> > Scorpio males, and let your personality stay on
> > top!
> >
> > How To Date A SAGITTARIUS FEMALE November
> > 23-December21
> >
> > If you are dating a Sagittarius Female, be ready
> > willing and able to go anywhere. She loves sports
> > and to travel. A perfect date would be an overnight
> > excursion to Mount Olympus, and skiing down the
> > slopes for breakfast. Pick her up in your jeep, or
> > pickup truck, she won't mind your dog either. Dress
> > casual, and be able to tell her about an Indian
> > Shaman you know, who invited you to a tribal
> > ceremony. She'll want to go with you. Don't do the
> > same things twice in a row. She won't care who you
> > are dating, because she has plenty of men friends.
> > Sagittarius women
> > can be ready for a date on a moments notice.
> > She'll be great at men's activities, like softball,
> > and eating the worm from a Tequila bottle. She will
> > have been everywhere,
> > but darn, Sagittarius females are fun to be
> > around. You can win her heart with variety in your
> > lovemaking. She isn't the type to spend time in the
> > kitchen or babysitting. Show her you want to be a
> > companion in all of her zany schemes.
> > When she falls for you, she will ask you to do
> > things with her. Marriage is not on her mind, but
> > she would marry you, if she felt you were
> > compatible enough. Sagittarius women love their
> > freedom!
> >
> > How To Date A SAGITTARIUS MALE November
> > 23-December 21
> >
> > If you are dating a Sagittarius male, expect
> > anything and everything. He is not very reliable
> > about schedules, dates, or you. Not in the
> > beginning anyway. He likes
> > talkative women and female jocks. He wants a buddy
> > to join him in his pursuits. Most Sagittarius males
> > are employed in sales/traveling jobs. They can have
> > a gal in
> > every port. Let him tell you he is serious about
> > you first. Sagittarius males only get married when
> > they have to, and then they can't seem to stay
> > married. They love the
> > thrill and adventure of chasing a woman, similar
> > to their love of hunting, fishing, and sports. You
> > rank in there somewhere. You can get used to being
> > a hunting widow, sports widow, etc., with a
> > Sagittarius male! You should love the same things
> > he does. Sagittarius men can be very funny and
> > interesting. He will go to estaurants, but throw
> > out his suit and tie. Sagittarius males like their
> > comfort and the wide open spaces and places, and
> > freedom with their women. Make no mistake about it,
> > he does love women, all of them. When your
> > Sagittarian' s heart goes out to you, he
> > won't know what to do about it, because he didn't
> > expect to fall in love. If you live with him, he
> > won't find time to go down the aisle. Sagittarius
> > men dread the thought of a tuxedo, and the stares
> > from wedding guests. You will have
> > to drag your Sagittarius male to the altar!
> >
> > How To Date A CAPRICORN FEMALE December 22-January
> > 20
> >
> > If you are dating a Capricorn female, take her to
> > dinner at the best restaurant in town, arrive in a
> > limousine with flowers. Dress in your designer
> > clothes, and be impeccable. Pinstripes and subtle
> > scents arouse her. Be successful at
> > whatever you are undertaking. Let her know about
> > it. It's ok, to tell her you made two million last
> > year. Don't be cheap. Tell her you have been saving
> > yourself for the right woman, and that you have
> > been working your buns off, to build your empire.
> > Tell her you need someone to share this big
> > business burden with, and that your thoughts are
> > about expanding your business. Hint that a woman
> > would be perfect
> > as a manager in your new expansion. She will be so
> > intrigued, that she will offer you sound business
> > suggestions. She is SMART! Capricorn females won't
> > compete
> > with you, they'll help climb the ladder. Don't
> > forget about her. She loves expensive presents with
> > thought behind them. Her little black book is
> > filled with business appointments, not telephone
> > numbers. Capricorn women are almost always
> > successful in whatever they undertake. They don't
> > take enough time to eat, so take her to lunch,
> > dinner and your next corporate meeting.Business
> > thrills them. She may seem cold emotionally, but
> > don't be fooled. She has those sexual infernos,
> > looking for a release! She does not trust men
> > entirely, so don't give her the bums rush, or you
> > will be part of the homeless. She would be a great
> > wife to a success oriented man. She can entertain
> > your clients, and friends. Capricorn females, can
> > be boss in marriage too. Be prepared to be
> > hen-pecked, if you are thinking marriage!
> >
> > How To Date A CAPRICORN MALE December 22-January
> > 20
> >
> > If you are dating a Capricorn male, plan on doing
> > most of the talking. He will take you to places
> > with class and ambience. He will pick you up in his
> > black, luxury car. You will be treated like a lady.
> > Therefore, you should let him open the doors, etc.
> > Dress in style, but be sure you show some cleavage.
> > Still waters run deep with Capricorn males.
> > Your first dates will seem like business meetings,
> > but eventually you will get to know him. He is
> > insecure about his emotions and likes to keep them
> > under control. Of course, he won't make this
> > obvious. Compliment him on his achievements and he
> > will open up to you. He would be strict as a
> > parent, and holds very traditional beliefs about
> > relationships. Don't be an airhead or aimless. He
> > appreciates a hard working woman, whom he can
> > consider an equal. He does not know how to play, so
> > you will have to lighten him up with your humorous
> > antics and fun loving side. Once your Capricorn man
> > commits, he will not leave you. Divorce is a nasty
> > word in his vocabulary. Capricorn males make good
> > husbands and bread winners. They are extravagant
> > with gifts to those whom they love. Marriage will
> > have to be his idea, not yours!
> >
> > How To Date An AQUARIUS FEMALE January 21-February
> > 19
> >
> > If you are dating an Aquarius female, arrive in
> > your restored classic. Wear a funky hat and clothes
> > that shouldn't go together,but somehow do. Take her
> > to an out of
> > the way coffee house, featuring jazz. Feel free to
> > discuss anything and everything. She is an
> > intelligent listener, and will have some bizarre
> > insight of her own. You'll never truly understand
> > her, so bring a tape recorder for instant replay to
> > sort it out later. Aquarius women are unusual, not
> > necessarily hippies, but aware of the entire globe.
> > She won't be ready to jump in the sack on the first
> > date, she has to get to know you. Be fascinating,
> > tell her that you are going to Spain to run with
> > the bulls. Explain your philosophy on combining
> > chemicals to combat radiation. Tell her about your
> > thesis which was published in the International Who
> > Dunnit Magazine. Don't tell her you are in love
> > with her too soon. You will know when she has taken
> > a strong liking to you. That is when your Aquarius
> > female will invite you to her abode. Then you will
> > see the real Aquarius female. There will be many
> > unusual pictures, and books. There is a story
> > connected to all of her belongings. When your
> > Aquarius female commits to you, she will not
> > necessarily be ready for marriage. That is just her
> > way of saying she likes you. You must have like
> > minds, or there will be no future Mrs. Anybody!
> >
> > How To Date An AQUARIUS MALE January 21-February
> > 19
> >
> > If you are dating an Aquarius male, consider
> > yourself lucky to even get the first date. Aquarius
> > males don't date much. They would rather be an
> > observer, hanging out on the scene. He would prefer
> > to go to your house and have long talks into the
> > night, and possibly just stay over. He may tell you
> > that he just video taped an erotica video featuring
> > wild animals at the zoo with some vacationing
> > starlets. He may stay at your house, never cook or
> > clean, but just be there, when you come home from
> > work. Then one day, without warning, he will be
> > gone. If he is employed,
> > he can be quite selfish with his money. He likes
> > his freedom, in every way.Eventually he will call
> > you, ..........expect the unexpected with Aquarius.
> > When Aquarius males fall in love, it is usually
> > with someone who is intellectual, self-sufficient,
> > and childless. Have a deep purpose or goal in life
> > and he will be
> > attracted to your dreams. Aquarius males will
> > marry,but they usually marry the wrong person the
> > first time, and shy away from second marriages.
> > They love their mental freedom. Nagging won't
> > change them. He won't care what race you are, how
> > much you weigh,etc. Mind altering drugs can ruin an
> > Aquarian male for marriage completely. If he is
> > more holistic, then he is searching for a soul mate.
> > Love
> > yourself and your Aquarius male will too!
> >
> > How To Date A PISCES FEMALE February 20-March 20
> >
> > If you are dating a Pisces female, take her to a
> > psychic fair, art gallery, or out for cocktails.
> > Don't take her to the animal shelter, or you will
> > have a new pet. You can
> > wear anything you like, and you get to make all
> > the decisions. She prefers men with a passion about
> > something, just believe in it. Music is one of her
> > favorites and
> > dancing is definitely a must. If you can't dance,
> > take lessons. Pisces females don't care if you are
> > good looking, just have a heart. A sense of humor
> > is an asset, she has one too. She has no confidence
> > in herself, so support her in her dreams. She falls
> > in love easily. Don't promise her a rose garden, if
> > you don't mean it. When you go to the movies, take
> > tissues. It does not matter what the movie is
> > about, she will inevitable cry, when something
> > touches her. Pisces females love everyone, even if
> > they treated her badly. She hates to see pain, but
> > can drown in her own.
> > Cheer her up, be a positive kind of guy, and be
> > romantic. Encourage her to not live in your shadow,
> > but to have her own life. Yes, your Pisces woman
> > will marry you. Pisces females have a hard time
> > saying No!
> >
> > How To Date A PISCES MALE February 20-March 20
> >
> > If you are dating a Pisces male, it will be up to
> > you to decide where to go, what to do, whose car to
> > take. Helikes music, alcohol, and strong-willed
> > women. He will do
> > whatever you want. He has an extremely creative
> > side, which takes precedence over his mundane
> > duties of the everyday work world. He could be
> > happy being supported by you, because he would
> > surrender all of himself to you and your causes.
> > Pisces maes are romantic, and hate to make
> > decisions. He does not want to displease you in any
> > way. He donates to every solicitor knocking at the
> > door. Pisces males are not normally good money
> > managers, therefore, you get to. He won't mind. He
> > would give you every paycheck. He loves you when
> > you are dreamy and romantic, with the candles lit
> > and soft music. He will cook for you. He dresses
> > nicely and won't embarrass you in public. If you
> > want to marry this man, just take him home. He's
> > yours. Pisces males can't bear divorce. Marriage
> > minded they are, Pisces males function best with a
> > partner!
>

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Amazing 51 Facts

 

1. People who frequently ride roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.

2.Black bears are not always black they can be brown, cinnamon, yellow and sometimes white.

3.People with blue eyes see better in dark.

4.Each year 30,000 people worldwide are seriously injured by exercise equipment.

5.The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet.

6.The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.

7.An average cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

8.There are more females than males in the millionaires list in U.S.

9.A male baboon can kill a leopard.

10.When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go.

11.Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer.

12.Nearly 22,000 cheques will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour.

13.Almost all varieties of breakfast cereals are made from grass.

14.Some lions mates over 50 times a day.

15.Americans did not commonly use forks until after the civil war.

16.The most productive day of the week is Tuesday.

17.In the 1930’s American track star Jesse Owens (The racing legend, remember?) used to race against horses and dogs to earn a living.

18.There’s a great mushroom in Oregon that is 2,400 years old. Covers 3.4 square miles of land and is still growing.

19.Jimmy Carter is the first U.S. president to have been born in a hospital.

20.Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

21.Cleopatra married two of her brothers.

22.Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

23.Usually, in most cases the right lung takes in more air than the left.

24.It is illegal to own a red car in shanghai china.

25.A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.

26.Astronauts cannot burp in space.

27.The snowiest city in the U.S.A. is blue canyon, California.

28.Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand.

29.Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks.

30.No matter how cold it gets gasoline will not freeze.

31.SNAILS have 14,175 teeth laid along 135 rows on their tongue.

32.A BUTTERFLY has 12,000 eyes.

33.DOLPHINS sleep with an eye open.

34.A BLUE WHALE can eat as much as 3 tonnes of food everyday, but at the same time can live without food for 6 months.

35.The EARTH has over 12,00,000 known species of animals, 3,00,000 species of plants & 1,00,000 other species.

36.The fierce Dinosaur Tyrannosaurus Rex(T-Rex, often referred to in short) which has sixty long & sharp teeth, used to attack & eat other dinosaurs.

37.DEMETRIO is a mammal-like REPTILE with a snail on its back. This acts as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.

38.CASSOWARY is a dangerous bird, that can kill a man or animal by simply tearing off with its dagger like claws.

39.The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.

40.OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.

41.POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during a chase on ice, it can reach 25 miles/ hr!!

42.KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.

43.ELEPHANT teeth(the ivory tusks, which are the reason to be hunted for most of them unfortunately, ) can weigh as much as 9 pounds.

44.OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.

45.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

46.Many people fear spiders more than they do death.

47.The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

48.Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

49.Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.

50.German Shepherds are known to bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

51.A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at a time.

 

 

Hello There Nice Person
Did Anyone Ever Tell You,
Just How Special You Are
The Light that You Emit
Might even Light a Star

Did Anyone Ever Tell You that
Many Times When They were Sad
Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit
In Fact It made Them Glad

For the Time You Spend Sending Things
And Sharing whatever You Find
There are No Words to Thank You
But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine

Did Anyone Ever Tell You
Just How Much They Like You
Well, My Dearest Friend
Today I am Telling You



Have a nice day & wonderful weekend and have a relax time,

 

Beauty of Math's!
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321

 

and I'm glad we are friends!!!

 

I turn on my PC
What do you think I see?

A buddy list that's full, my friend
Folks who like me for me!

 

 

 

 

My Internet pal
My friend online

May your true goodness
Forever shine

 

 

 

 

I click on ICQ
What do you think I do?

I scan my list for you, my friend
'Cause I like you for you!

 

 

 

 

My Internet buddy
My friend online

May your deep kindness
Forever shine

 

 

 

 

I type on my iMac
I click and then I clack

I chat all night with you, my friend
For chat we never lack!

 

 

 

 

My Internet chum
My friend online

May our friendship be
Forever mine

 

 

 

 

I click on AOL
To see if you are well

I always think of you, my friend
You cause my heart to swell!

 

 

 

 

My Internet friend
My friend online

May our good friendship
Forever and ever shine

~By Dobhran~

 

 

    
                                 

                                 
    

My dear friend,

Today I made the easy receipt posted by my dear sweet friend Mba Lily from Malaka, the spagheti with mushroom (video)....thanks for sharing ya mba Lily....well, its taste yummi because of the cream and mushroom and also taste like vegetarian....may be better add a little beef or sausage...

Therefore, after eat that continue with eat rice with pepes ikan kerapu...but the pepes (baked fish) not so delicious because not used banana leaf but used the aluminium foil..well, most indonesian people have to eat rice if not it will feel like not eat yet or not kenyang katanya....ha ha ha..rakus ya...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This morning I made also dessert...the caramel pudding (instant)...so easy again...and have to comment again, not so delicious if compare with we made by our own ingredients (not instant).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, herewith I would like to share a nice tips...whereas you can eat a lot and still slim...(fun but serious lho!) LOL

BURNING OFF THOSE CALORIES

Sèx is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.

Look how many calories you can burn:

REMOVING CLOTHES

With partner's consent..... ..... 12 calories

Without partner's consent..... . 187 calories

UNHOOKING BRA

Using two calm hands....... ...... 7 calories

Using one trembling hand........ 36 calories

GETTING INTO BED

Lifting partner..... ......... .... 1.5 calories

Dragging partner along floor.... 16 calories

Using skateboard.. ......... ...... 3 calories

ACHIEVING ERECTIONS

For normal healthy man......... .. 2.5 calories

Losing erection.... ......... .... 14 calories

Searching for it.......... ..... 115 calories

PUTTING ON CONDOM

With erection.... ......... ....... 1.5 calories

Without erection.... ......... .. 300 calories

INSERTING DIAPHRAGM

If the woman who does it is:

Experienced. ......... ......... ... 6 calories

Inexperienced. ......... ......... 73 calories

If a man does it.......... ..... 650 calories

Add (5) calories for retrieving it from

across the room.

POSITIONS ACCORDING TO NATIONALITY

Italian- Man on top, woman in kitchen..... ........ 26 calories

Russian- Woman on bottom, Man getting permission.. 55 calories

American- Both on top......... ......... ......... .. 60 calories

POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS OF INTERCOURSE

Bouncing.... ......... ......... ... 7 calories

Sliding around...... ......... .... 9 calories

Serious skidding.... ......... ... 12 calories

Whiplash.... ......... ......... .. 27 calories

ORGASM

Real........ ......... ......... .. 27 calories

Faked....... ......... ......... . 160 calories

ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE

Shoes flew off......... ......... 35 calories

Expression didn't change...... ... 0.5 calories

Orchestra swelled..... ......... .. 6 calories

Birds sang:

Large birds....... ......... ...... 7 calories

Small birds....... ......... ...... 3 calories

Earth moved....... ......... ..... 30 calories

PULLING OUT

After orgasm...... ......... ...... 0.5 calories

A few moments before orgasm.... 500 calories

MAN ORGAN ENVY

For woman....... ......... ........ 3 calories

For men......... ......... ....... 72 calories

GUILT

Despite no formal training, orgasm comes

easily, naturally... ......... ......... ......... 53 calories

You're enjoying sèx, despite the fact

that other people are starving.... ......... ..... 2 calories

Sèx on your lunch hour........ ......... ......... 3 calories

Putting it on expense account..... ......... .... 20 calories

AGGRAVATION

Partner keeps showing plant....... ......... ......... 5 calories

Partner insists on cuddling the dog during foreplay 14 calories

Partner just visited bathroom for 7th time........ . 10 calories

Partner is taking phone calls....... ......... ....... 7 calories

Partner is making phone calls....... ......... ...... 40 calories

GETTING CAUGHT

By partner's spouse...... ......... ......... ... 60 calories

By your spouse...... ......... ......... ....... 100 calories

Trying to explain..... ......... ......... ...... 55 calories

Trying to remain calm........ ......... ....... 100 calories

Leaping out of bed......... ......... ......... . 75 calories

Getting dressed in one motion...... ......... . 500 calories

 

WITH FRIENDS! If there is one ingredient in which adds warmth and love to our lives ... It is friendship. If there is one relationship to help us through all the others ... It is friendship.     Friends surround us with the beauty of their caring. With friends we can share what we see, what we feel and what we love. Friends help us with our problems because they listen. And as they listen we begin to hear the language of our own hearts.     With friends we can walk along the remembered paths of our lives And completely share our experiences. With friends we can work the soil of forgotten dreams That needed to be tended and nurtured once again.     With friends we can plant the seed of our hearts new dreams. We can always return to a friend like going back to a special place ... And find the same warm feeling unchanged by time or distance.     Life gives us friends so we can share the precious times and memorable moments Of being children, and teenagers, and adults, and parents, and grandparents. Life gives us friends so we can share the growing up ... And growing down and old.     With friends we have a place to go to be accepted and understood. Together we can laugh. Together we can cry.     Our thoughts are heard, our feelings are held in the heart of a friend. With friends our lives are made more full, more rich, More open, beautiful and blessed! ~By Susan Flosence~

 

 

Laugh about your mistakes,
But, learn from them.
Joke over your troubles,
But, gather strength from them.
Have fun with your difficulties,
But, overcome them.
That's the way to live LIFE.
Have a wonderful weekend my dear friend...

Thanks my dear sweet Upi,

Today when back home in the afternoon, I saw a packet in my room....oooooh thats what I am waiting for since last few days...a gift from my dearest sweet friend in this multiply, Upi Montel (with id katabelece)....so I received something special far from my place, because she live in Beaumont France.....

This special packet I received in good condition but it was checked by the post office....and I think there are still complete...I opened it slowly with lot of curios.....and at last I saw all the stuff inside the box..........wooooooooooouh great, I love it....Upiiiiiiiii so sweet of you...you know what I like it....and since last few days I already want to change my make up box...and Upi gave me that....ooooooooh so happy I am....a beautiful pink Estee Lauder purse with some cosmetics assecories...and there are also a body lotion from Shiseido...so tomorrow I will have a new fragrance of my body....the french's upi fragrance...Merci UPI.....oh ya, also a cute ring....which is fit in with my finger and of course will make me more fashionable like the french woman......ooooooh merci UPI...you are so kindness....I dont know what to say....I know God know what in my mind and heart...so I know God will bless your kindness and He will repay all your kindness.....may God bless you UPI...

peluk cium sayang, janine.....

I sit in my chair

Thinking of the ways

You've touched my heart

 

   

 

And I know

With all my heart

That I have been blessed

 

   

 

There are too few

In this giant, busy world

That touch my soul like you

 

   

 

Thank you for being my friend!

 

           

           

 

Three things in life
that, once gone, never come back:

1. Time
2. Words
3. Opportunity

 

 

Three things in life
that can destroy a person:

1. Anger
2. Pride
3. Unforgiveness